Jokes - Frame 2

Senior Moment...

I'm Still Waiting...

25 Reasons I Owe My Mother

Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Beers

The Good Grandpa

Lipstick in School

Teaching Math - 1950s vs. 2009

The Husband Store

They Walk and Live Among Us ...

So The Scientist Says To God

Headlines & Broadcast Statements

Never Lie to a Woman!

Government Workers!

The Mailman's Last Day

The Sweetness of Married Life

The Hillbilly Vasectomy

Embarrassing Medical Exams

Judas Asparagus

A Sad Blonde Joke?

How Do You Know You Are A Teacher?

Another Blonde Joke

Old Timers Bar – all drinks 10 cents

Bra Codes, Mammograms & A Good Bra

10 Things God Won't Ask on That Day...

Computer Contest

What I Want in a Man

The World of Signs

My Son the Veterinarian

Product Announcement

She Was Soooooo Blonde...

For Men Tired of Male Bashing Jokes

Relationship with God

New School Employees

Ways to Know You're a Teacher

Children's Letters to God ...

Think Outside of the Box

Girlfriend's Day

Great Cookie Recipe

Doctor's Appointment

Blondes vs. Men

The Missing Rooster

Knowledge of Wood

The Happy Little Fly

Ice Cream Truck

Bungee Jumping in Mexico

How to Determine a Fly's Sex...

How to Get a Gorilla Out of a Tree

Mother Nature and the Golfer

The Genie and Monny

Martha Stewart vs the Rest of Us

That's Not Such a Bad Idea

Bumper Stickers for Women

The Best Blonde Joke Of The Year - So Far

Before and After Marriage

Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing

40 Things You Won't Hear From A Southern Male

Is PMS in the Bible?

Cowboy & Cowgirl Honeymoon

Life Before The Computer

The Universal Threads

Chinese Detective

Female Comebacks

Make a joyful noise to the Lord!

A Woman's Prayer

Top Ten Things Only Women Understand:

Vacationing Blonde

If God Were A Woman

The Top Ten Slogans

Drunk on Sunday

Harley Davidson

The Blonde and the Jigsaw Puzzle

Thought Everyone Should Be Aware Of This Cruel Trick!!!!

He Said - She Said

To All The Drinking Women

Close Your Eyes

Strong Woman Versus A Woman of Strength

Why Men Aren't Secretaries

Questions & Answers

Good, Bad and Ugly

Things you learn as you "mature"

I'll bet you didn't know....

Top 8 Idiots of 2000

Bumper Stickers for Women

Men are like...

The Best Blonde Joke Of The Year - So Far

Before and After Marriage

Expressions For Women On High Stress Days

Tough To Get Old

Torrential Rain

Honest Friendship Poem

Redneck Family & the City

Male Chauvinist

The Short and Long of it ...

Cure for Snoring

Thibodeaux Residence

Gynecologist to Mechanic

Things Teachers Would Love To Write On Student's Report Card, But Can't...

Request for a Raise

WOW! Now, this is frightening!!

Take Pride! I Am The Last One For Sure!!

The Exercise Program

Men are like ...

The Best Blonde Joke Of The Year - So Far

Before and After Marriage

Expressions For Women On High Stress Days

Tough To Get Old

Torrential Rain

Winners of the "I Look Like My Dog" Contest

Honey, Let me Explain

All in One Holiday Wish

A Smile for Today

Now THIS is Relaxed!

Why Women Can't Fix Cars

Mis-Communication

You don't know Jack

The Perfect Husband

Gay Man Goes to Heaven

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty, But in Golf Aren't:

Who Makes the Best Patients

A Thought for Christmas

Redneck Etiquette

Useful Phrases to Use at Work

Another Viagra Joke

Honey My Breast Are To Small!

To women every where ...

Password Security

How Do You Know You're in California?

Important Questions

Questions & Answers

Vital Statistics

Man vs. Woman - The Car Accident

The Birthday Present

Things My Mother Taught Me

Best Comeback Line Ever

You know you're trailer trash when...

It's just never there fault is it?!?!

Life is Easy for Men...

Hark! It is Thus Written:

Men's Secret Language

The most powerful word?

The 10 Top Things You Wish You Could Say At A Meeting

It would serve him right!!!

Will You Marry Me

Bragging Rights

Cinderella at 75

Sign for Your Door

Bowling Blondes

When the Lord Made Mothers

Thought For The Day

Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep...

I can Sell Anything

What If Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Documentation?

A Middle Aged Woman

What Is Easter?

Every Woman's Fantasy

Female Comebacks

Top ten reasons why America is the best country in the World

Bill Gates arrives at the Pearly Gates

Pharmaceutical Sales

World of Romance

You Might Be A School Teacher If...

Meals on Wheels

Horseback Riding & the Blonde

Changing Positions

How to stop someone from snoring…

Blonde on the Interstate

Blondes really are Smart

10 Ways To Know If You Have Estrogen Issues

Instructions on "How to Wash the Cat"

Things My Mother Taught Me

Who Makes the Best Patients?

Human Relations Test

The Doctor's Visit

Why Men Are Proud of Themselves

Are You Kidding

Simple vs. Real

The Condom and the Camel

TENDJEWBERRYMUD

Things Your Mother May Or May Not Have Told You

Comprehending Engineers

The Young and the Old

The Blonde & the Puzzle

Small Town Cops

Mammogram Exercises

Does Heaven Have A Phone Number?

Christmas letter to Erma Bombeck

Southern Medical Definitions

Remember your first kiss?

Dear Technical Support

How Blonde is she?????

Top Ten Reasons God Created Eve

The Doctor's Visit

Fuel for Thought

Letter from Aunt Martha

How Many Do You Remember?

Top 10 Signs That You've Already Grown Up

Miss Bea and the Pastor

What I Want In A Man

Three Blonde Guys

An Irishman named Murphy

Admission to Heaven

A Woman's Random Thoughts

Guaranteed to make you smile!

Hillary's New Parrot

Soldier & the Train

Blondes … Continued

Little Old Woman

Benefits Of Being A Woman

Drunken Experience

E-Mailers Anonymous

Blondes & Phones

The Blonde and the Pharmacist

The Top Six Reasons Computers are Female

The Oreo Personality Test

The Perfect Man

It's All in the Mind…

Blonde, Brunette and Redhead

The Nun and the Camels

Sleeping in Church

Benefits of Being Female

The Lady on a Park Bench

God Bless Texas!

Kids & the Bible

The Drunk and the Catholic Church

Deathbed Confession

The Sister and the Liquor Store

Liver and Cheese

Acceptable Excuses

The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School

Two Prostitutes

Moving To Nevada

Why Parents Get Gray

Horseback Riding

The Bible - Written by College Students

All Those Years

Writing Assignment

Two Aliens Land In A Small Town...

Ice Cream for the Soul

George Carlin Quotes

Only in America

Just a Little Gas

Technology For Trailer Folk

Redneck Love Poem

One-Liners from Famous Women

Life Begins at 50

65 Year Checkup

The key you are always looking for......

The Magical Frog

10 Ways To Know If You Have PMS

A Daughter's Letter

You Know You're A Mother When...

Little Johnnie's Class Report

While Eating in Spain

Preacher / Peanuts

Beer and Hormones

by Erma Bombeck

If men and women swapped genitals

Head & Shoulders

There are two points of view

Things Girls Think Guys Should Know

On Religion - From the Mouths of Babes

Top 10 Things a Southerner would NEVER Say

Joining the Church

You Are A Child Of The 80's If:

A Fuzzy Feel Good

What A Tax Return!

What is Politics?

New Viruses????

Animals in Heaven

Having a Bad Day?

Things You Might Not Know About Children

Kid's Instructions for Smart Living

The Unintentional…

Parents Certainly Are Misunderstood!

Devil in the House

Rejected Hallmark Cards

Only in America

His and Her drive-thru ATM machines

The Pope Comes to America

My dear Bank Manager

Doctors and the Duck Hunt

Winking Problem

The Wedding Prank

Multi-syllable Words

Reading Experience

Nude Beach Vacation

Carjacking Foiled

Weekend Football

For Your Edification

The Religious Lady on the Plane

Yet another Golf Joke

Men and Women Compared

Friends Are Like Angels

9 Ways to Know if You have PMS

Another Golf Joke

The Pants in the Family

The Burning Hut

A New Use for Condoms

Out of the Mouths of Babes

Great Truths About Life

Airliner Intercom Mistake

Age Perspective

11th Commandment

The Toy Factory

The Exclusive Golf Course

Nursing Home Antics

Irish Golfer and the Leprechaun

Can you Fix it?

More...From the Mouths of Babes

If Women Ruled The World

Some useful descriptions of the "male gender"

Simple Friends And Real Friends

Woman's Ingenuity

Top 10 Reasons E-mail is like a Penis

Can You relate??

Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew

Forrest Gump Dies

Dennis Rodman & the Genie

You know you work in Corporate America if:

Tech Support Request

Most Embarrassing Moments

The Queen's Hospital Visit

The Parking Spot

Caribbean Island

Heavenly Computer Programming Contest

Remember when . . .

Friday Night Dinner

The Blondes Revenge !!!!!

Empire State Building

Rules of Chocolate

The way the Life Cycle should work....

Twist to a Serious Problem

The Proxy Father

The Doctor Visit

Charismatic Dog Trainer

AT&T Telemarketing

What Do Angels Look Like?

Worth Quoting…

The Easter Quiz

Please use Downy - I'm allergic to Bounce

First Day of College

If you hate Bill Gates:

Once upon a time....

See if you can figure out how it's done

Reasons why it's great to be a woman!

Dance Like No One's Watching

Sidney's Last Wishes

Man on the Park Bench

Waiting at the Pearly Gates

Saddam Hussein Jokes

Instructions for Life

Quotes From 11 Year Olds' Science Exams:

The Lemon Squeeze

Winking Problem

Redneck Medical Terms

All I Need To Know About Life

Top 22 Signs You've Had Too Much of the 90's:

Say it slowly please!

Lawyer One-Liners

Great Truths About Life

Points to Ponder

The Subway Ride

Catholic Women Having Coffee

Texas vs New York

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

Clinton and St. Peter

You Know You're too Stressed when...

A Catholic man in confessional

If I could catch a Rainbow...

A Tourist in Vienna

The Irate Customer

The Garden of Eden

A Southern Nativity

Quotable Quotes

The Origin of Man's Sex Life

You know you're a Military Brat if you...

Scottish Old Timer

Course of Conduct

The Bible According to KIDS

Rejected Hallmark Cards

Another Monica Joke

The World's 25 Shortest Books

The Loch Ness Monster and the Atheist

The Doctors and St. Peter

Sunday Morning Service

Has this ever happened to you?

I Think Santa is a Woman......

Children in Bible Class

And they said . . .

The English Language

Why nagging a man doesn't work!

Emotional Extremes

Sex and the Sabbath

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women

Love & Marriage

Did you know...

Phenomenal Woman

Why it's Great to be a Guy

Louisiana Business Trip

Everything I Need to Know, I Learned in Higher Ed

What do they say about you

Peace On The Lake

Another Clinton Joke

Windows 98 - Texas Edition

Hold on to your Fork !!!!!!!

Youthful Conclusions

How Dogs and Men Are Alike

Something to Think About

ALL of Building Bridges

Virtual Breasts?

Synaptic wiring - 2?

Synaptic wiring?

Jedi Mind Trick

Every Woman Should Have:

Redneck Birth Control

Welcome to Heaven

Weight Loss Program

Working in the 90's

Customer Service Call

more...Words of Wisdom

Clinton meets Satan

50th Anniversary

Words of wisdom

Italian Verbage

Farmer Joe's Accident

Men are Like...

Best E-mail of 1997

Philosophy Quotes

The Star Catcher

The Problem with Roosters…

Top 15 best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

A smile for your wicked sense of humor:

The Celibacy Test

The Priest Collar

Thoughts for the Day

Modern Day Wisdom

Enerigizer Bunny Found Dead!!!

Now THIS is a BAD Day!

Celebrating Our Diversity

A Flock of Lessons

You might be CHURCH OF CHRIST if...

Reorganization Comes to the North Pole

Noah's Ark if it happened today

Another Clinton Joke

Southern Farmer and the Attorney

Spelling & the Pearly Gates

Counting Calories

The Non-technically Inclined

True Tales of Individuals

Computers - Male or Female?

Heavenly Orientation

Honeymoon Night

The Chicken and the Egg

Federal Reports

Ten reasons e-mail is like a penis:

"Dilbert quotes"

The Drunk & the Catholic Church

Definition of a Test

Class Motivation

Things you never knew

The Kilted Scotsman

The Preacher & the Lawn Mower

Quotes From 11 Year Olds' Science Exams

Did ya ever just wonder

When God Created Mothers

Cowboy Words of Wisdom to Live By

Imitate Deep Thoughts

A Woman's Random Thoughts

Subject: What's in a Name?

Men and Womens Appearal

The "Good Deed"

Advice from former presidents

You Can't Fool Mom

You Know You Work in the 90's When….

I've Learned...

Women Speak in Estrogen & Men Listen in Testosterone

The Pirate Ship

Blonde and the Porch

The Missionary and theNatives

If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"

Noah's Ark: If it Happened Today

Food for Thought

Ten Things Women Understand

The Elevator joke

Internet Axionms

Rodney Dangerfield's Best One-Liners

Words from Women

The Waiter and the Spoon

Actual headlines from newspapers

Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist

If I Have Learned Anything…

Dear Gotchicovered Ins. Co.

The Engineers Forum

Seeing Eye Dogs

The 4 Gotten Poster

The Wisdom of Youth 2

The Bar Incident

Primate Thinking

Computer - Male or Female?

Latest Bumper Stickers

Must be from Arkansas

Why I'm So Darn Tired

Classic CHURCH BULLETIN Bloopers

Computer Industry vs Auto Industry

Clocks in Heaven

Flying off the Handle

If...(Canine Version)

Remember when....

The Conversion By Holy Water

The Heart Attack

Bill and the Slurpy

Fruit Cake Recipe

The Car Accident

Zachary Disease

Henry and the Chickens

An Interesting Comparison

A rule with NO Exceptions

A Special Valentine Story

The Symptoms of Inner Peace

Reasons it's great to be a guy:

Chinese man & the Hooker

Top 48 OXYMORONS

Top 12 Thngs You Don't Want To Hear From Tech Support

Cross Country Run

Things You'd Never Hear a Southerner Say!

The Avid Hunter

Swami Beyondananda

Pepsi & Cannibals

The 10 Types of Boyfriends

How to Give a Cat a Pill

The Van Gogh Family Tree

Heavenly Entrance Exam

First Grade Proverbs

Pop N’ Fresh Obituary

Bungee Jumping Tower

The Perfect Couple

The Proposition

Equal Opportunity Employer

Non-Technically Inclined

Late for the Exam

The Bavarian Painter

Gods Christmas Letter to All

Memo from Santa

It Must Be True

An Arkansas Christmas

Perspective - Each to their Own

and God Answered...

Quotes to Remember

Be Careful What you Wish for

Gates of Heaven

50th Anniversary

The Three Wise Firefighters

Are You an email "Junkie"?

British Politicians

What's Good for the Goose

The Truck Driver & the Lawyers

Ctrl+Alt+Delete

White House Lawn

Clinton & the Razorbacks

The Doctor's Visit

The Base Ball Fans

The Hell You Say

My First Mammogram

The Twelve Days of Christmas

Science Project

Prayer for the Day

Definition of Windows 95

Motto's to Live By

The Decision Makers

How to Kill an Eel

Dangerous Bandit

Another Blonde joke

The Golfing Preacher

Learn From A Dog

Another "Blonde" joke

Lawyer humor...

U know U Married a COP

The Corvette & the 10-speed

Student vs Computer

Southern "Hickphonics"

Workplace Insanity

pun-ishment, hehehe!

Another "Blonde" joke

Science News Flash

Most Embarrassing Moment's

Presidential Humor

Software Support

Actual Newspaper Headlines

Identifying the Body

Universal Truth

You're not a kid anymore, when:

Pearls of Wisdom

The New English

Cosmo Quad vs Moped

Bumper Stickers

Is Hell Endo or Exothermic?

New Virus Warning

Political Viruses

The Programmer and the Engineer

Thou Shall Not....

Elevator Experience

Attitude IS Everything

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The wisdom of children

The Parachute Paradigm

An 89 y/o's confession

"I've Learned - from mouths of "babes"....

Dating--A Glossary of Terms

International Performance in Bed

Joining this church...

What they really mean...

Why Dogs Don't Use Computers

Sisters of Mercy

The Man & the Rabbit

Dog crossbreeds

Lost in the fog

The Man and the Frog/Princess

The Man & His Parrot

A Little Real-Life Humor from Children

Top 10 Signs You're Addicted to the Internet:

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